Him-AHHHHHHHHHH-layas

A view of the Shimla in the evening.

Going to India is always a treat.  Last year, Chitrak and I were able to stay in the Himilayas with his family for a little over a week.  I hope you enjoy reading about the experiences I had there (October 2012):

Nervous thoughts danced in my head as I anxiously gazed out the window at the curvy slopes of nearby mountain tops.  We had just left my in-laws house in Ambala hours ago and were headed to the foothills of the Himalayas to meet up with Chitrak’s sister and her family.  I looked at the clock again, and in my head calculated for the umpteenth time when we would reach.

I wasn't terrified about what to say to my sister-in-law, or how I would run up to my niece and give her a big kiss hello - I was more concerned about how we would make it there alive.  If you've ever driven in India, you would agree that the driving can make even the most stubborn atheist a religious man, and that’s on flat ground.  Imagine now you are racing up the slopes of one of the tallest mountains chains in the world.

Yep…

Not that I kept count, but there were at least 10 times we should have died.  Here are the top 5 of my near death experiences:

On our way up the Himalayas.

Near Death Incident #1:  Death By Speed Sickness
I remember there was nothing better than the Tilt-A-Whirl at Indiana Beach – constantly shifting you back and forth, giving you a sickening feeling that would creep up into your tummy, but let’s admit, that ride is only 30 seconds long and many of you would agree that that’s 30 seconds longer than it should be!  Driving in the Himalayas was a 4 hour Tilt-A-Whirl ride in its most raw form, as seat belts are rarely used.  I could almost time the approaching of each curve (I would say 5 second intervals) as my body repulsed the sway to the right, then left, and sometimes an immediate brake would send you forward up next to the driver.  I found that there was no way to avoid it; shutting your eyes only made the sickness worse.  I watched and cringed as curve after curve was taken at 50 miles/hour with the use of only a little brake.

As I looked out to the vehicles that passed, I noticed that some of the buses had a brownish-orange paint spewed out from the open window, which could only mean one thing – the driver didn't pull over for pukers! 

At least I wouldn't be the only one…

Sheena and Spooky sitting excited at our feet.

Near Death Incident #2:  Death By Dogs
The whole family isn't complete without its pets, and so before locking up my in-laws place in Ambala, we seated both the family dogs into the back seat of the car.  We had hired a driver to take us to Shimla, and although he had arrived a few minutes late, he impressed us with his brand new SUV; his seats were still wrapped in plastic…

I couldn't tell if he was irritated, maybe he had been warned, but it was obvious he considerably disliked the dogs touching him while he drove.  Who would?  Their cold noses and their adorable licks to the ear were very distracting.  I held on to Sheena (the eldest dog) who was quite eager to sniff out the air coming through the driver’s window.  She’s quite strong and very obstinate, with a slight case of arthritis and the need to sit in my lap.  Wobbling with excitement, paws digging into my thighs, I held on to her but at times I wasn't very successful.  It was then that the driver would divert his attention to the dog, placing his hand in front of Sheena’s face.  As we climbed higher in altitude, the cliffs began to get steeper, and I was certain instant death faced us if Sheena’s nose were to accidentally brush against the driver’s neck while rounding a corner on a cliff.  I kept my hands firmly around the dog and held my breath.

It was then that my father-in-law asked me to roll down the window.  An excited Sheena got her chance to flap those beautiful long ears in the wind and do what all dogs do, at least until we rounded our first 90 degree turn with the window open.  I felt the weight of Chitrak and his mom press up against me.  All our body weight swung out towards the cliff, with the dog in my slipping grip…  Good Lord have mercy.  That window rolled itself back up.

Busy Traffic

Near Death Incident #3:  Death By Driving “Indian Style”
If speeding around the L-shaped corners wasn't enough, imagine using the road rules of India.  They drive on the left-hand side and pass on the right.  Indian drivers aren't bashful or patient.  They lay on their horn, which is an indicator they have right away, and will pass no matter the visibility of oncoming traffic.  It is moments during these blind spots that you begin to realize you can construct the most beautiful prayer, and promise things you’d never promise, only to make it around the curve. 

Broken railing alongside the road.

Near Death Incident #4:  Death By Rolling off Cliffs
After counting 3 damaged road railings, I decided to purposely lose count.  It was a little hair-raising to know that many people had closer experiences to death than we had already, and then I saw it: one of the semis (the size of a grain truck) had taken a corner too fast and tipped over.  He must have been a man of god, because he was spared only a foot from the edge – miraculously saved from a tumble down the 20 kilometer hill.

Knowing people were having nearer death experiences than us, or even death experiences, is almost-death to me.

It does happen, but not as frequently as you might think.  This was the only one we spotted.

Near Death Incident #5:  Death By Wildlife
Let’s not forget those cute little monkeys you see on the side of the road.  They are like the deer of Indiana – EVERYWHERE!  They don’t typically get in the road, and for residents, they are accustomed to the wildlife, but every once in a while, you’ll see a cow in the middle of the street.  BRAKE!